Thursday, August 31, 2006

The Future, Nappy?

I'm going to spend the next couple of days at Amy's house in Thurston.

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Positively smashing idea, lovey.

Thankfully for you gentle readers, there's not much to do down there when the nieces and nephews are tranquilized, and Amy recently made the jump to the year 1999 (landscape seen below) by getting the mysterious and wonderful CABLE INTERNET. So more than likely I'll end up doing a blog entry tomorrow evening. I might even finish up Adjunct of the Dead if you're good. See, now you're intrigued.

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All right, who went back in time and stepped on a bug? I won't be mad. Just own up.

Monday, August 21, 2006

UFC 62

Adjunct of the Dead recap/analysis is on its way, but right now I just wanted to clear something up. So far, three people have dipped out of UFC for this Saturday. Is ANYONE going to go with me, or am I heading to Out-R-Inn all by my lonely?

Thursday, August 17, 2006

One For Daymon

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The King of Columbus

I was in bed last night, fitfully trying to fall asleep. I looked at the clock every so often. Three am, four-thirty, five. My stomach was churning slightly all night long, and I kept forgetting, or maybe blocking out, what was bothering me. But every time I would look at that clock and think to myself, "Why on Earth can't I fall asleep?" it would come rushing back: Daymon is gone.

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Daymon with the product of his obsession

Daymon is a fellow CAHS graduate, but I didn't know him in high school. Several years older and not exactly traveling in the same social circles, it was a while before we crossed paths. I remember the first time I ever saw Daymon, though. At least, the first time I can recall. I was with Andrew at some hip hop show or another, and I saw this huge black man seated in a wheelchair. If you've ever seen Daymon, he's not easy to forget.

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This picture is... indescribable. Actually, it's not. It's Daymon with a black luchadore. There, I described it.

The first few times I saw Daymon, over what seemed like three or four months, he was always in that wheelchair, to the point where I just assumed he was crippled. I was actually shocked the first time I saw him standing on his own. He was always someone who amused me from afar, though. Even though Andrew knew some of the people Daymon ran around with, he wasn't tight with them, so I was even further from that.

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Rockin' the 'stache phenomenally.

It all kind of came together just in the past few months. Daymon and Andrew began hanging out a lot, and that benefited me because a lot of the time where Andrew goes, there go I. So I got to spend time with Daymon. And today I feel so blessed that I was able to get to know him a little bit before he left us. Daymon knew so many people, was friends with so many people, it must have been overwhelming to fit it all in. We weren't really close. I won't front on that. But we were friends, and Daymon always had a kind word and a handshake for me whenever I saw him. I can't ask for much more.

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An artist's rendering of a five-star man.

It's really staggering when you think of what Columbus is losing in Daymon. A music fan, a DJ, a movie goer, a mascot for the local rock scene. Daymon seemed to be at all the shows, sometimes as if he was bi-locating. He just loved being there for live music. I talked to him about this one time a couple of months ago. I wondered aloud if he went to as many shows as Andrew does. I think the answer is yes, but he didn't touch on it. Instead, he just said something to the effect of, "Shit can happen anywhere, and I like to be there when it does." Forgive me if it's not an exact quote, but that's certainly the gist. And it may be the best way I can sum Daymon up, as well.

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Celebrity.

If I could live my life half as happily as Daymon seemed to and have half the fun that he packed into his short time here, I'll consider that a life well spent. Death is never easy to cope with, especially the death of those so young. All you can do is promise yourself that you'll live your own life a little better.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

That Fucking Pussy

My sure to be rocksome mixed martial arts career may not be getting started on September 22nd after all. Due to "non-specific injries", JOE MMA has pulled out of the fight.

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Joe MMA, in his natural setting.

A replacement opponent is being searched for, hopefully another geek and not someone with forty fights under his belt. Or as Andrew fearfully suggested, Randy Couture.

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"Your skull makes my knuckles a little sore, Andy."

I'm at the point where I've lost about fifteen pounds, am starting to notice definition I haven't seen in years, and just generally want to fight a man, so if this ends up not happening in September, I'm going to make it take place somehow. I'll pick a fight with a bum. I don't give a fuck! Basically, I've come too far to walk away and never have a fight. So that's what I'm going to do.

Fuck Joe MMA. I knew he was a bitch.

Friday, August 04, 2006

AD JUNK... OF THE DEAD

Thrill to three modern horror classics... THRILL I SAY!

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"They're not zombies!" screamed Danny Boyle (Trainspotting, Millions, A Life Less Ordinary) from every rooftop he could find. And I guess technically they're not, but only insomuch as the villagers in Resident Evil 4 weren't zombies. The infected people in the movie may still be alive, but they just don't give a fuck!

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Linnea Quigley gets completely nude. COMPLETELY. Full frontal. The girl right below this text. Only picture her twenty years younger. And there's zombies, too. What more does one need?

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Finally, there's the most fantastic Dawn of the Dead 2K4.

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I actually did a big blog entry about this when it came out, which you can find right about... meah, but it's another fast movin' zombie opus, this time with God damn Ving Rhames.

PLUS PROBABLY OTHER STUFF. I'm going to eat MAD CARBS, TOO. It's gonna be the fuckin' bomb.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

My Solemn Vow

I became aware of the results of the Smackdown! tapings from last night and to say I am feeling trepidation about watching the show on Friday is an understatement. Chavo Guerrero Jr. is now feuding with Rey Mysterio Jr. This is fine. I think it's sort of a waste to turn Chavo heel since he's the last remaining Guerrero and probably could have gotten over huge if pushed correctly, but whatever, it's just a wrestling angle. However, they decided to bring Vickie Guerrero (Eddy's widow, for those not aware) into the proceedings and piss away all my good will.

I will not watch Smackdown! this week just because dragging this poor woman out onto TV to participate in a fake wrestling storyline is in very poor taste. Further, and this is the big one, if she turns heel on Rey Mysterio at any point, I'm through with WWE for at least the rest of this year. I love professional wrestling. I enjoy the WWE product, by and large. So this would indeed be a personal sacrifice of IMMEASURABLE DEPTH.

Oh well, I've still got TNA.

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Aw Christ. I'm boned.

Friday, July 28, 2006

Eyes on the Prize

This was a fairly nothing week, as I stuck to my diet (I've cut out carbs completely), had a boxing session (it's coming together a little bit), and wrote about twenty pages of a new screenplay. My brain doesn't function very well without sugar, I've learned, so by the time September 22nd rolls around, I may just be a grunting, 183 pound caveman. That could actually work greatly to my advantage, though.

Let's hit some upcoming events. Next Friday is WAR/Average White Band at the fairgrounds, the Friday following that, August 11th, is Adunct of the Dead night, and Saturday the 26th is UFC 62 at Out-R-Inn with Chuck Liddell defending his Light Heavyweight Championship against Babalu, and a rematch of the first Ultimate Fighter finals, with Forrest Griffin versus Stephan Bonnar. Those are my big plans for August.

That's all I got for today. Just felt like I needed to keep the blog chugging along.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Miles To Go Before I Cave His Head In

It's been over a week now. Jogging every morning at 8:30 (I turned off my alarm this morning, I'm sad to say. Didn't get out intil 9:45), only one boxing session so far (I am NOT a boxer, some of you may be stunned to learn), but most of all, I'm done five pounds and well on my way to my target of 183. My original plan was just to cut out sugar and starches all together for the next two months, but I already know that plan is doomed to failure. So I decided to go with a weekly cheat day plan. For instance, on Tuesday I drank three beers and had some Taco Bell for dinner. I figure this kind of gameplan will keep me sane.

Anyway... good stuff... lets see, I went to See No Evil on Tuesday night with Davekwon, Funky D, and Ashley. That was the second time I'd seen it and it held up quite well. Unlike The Hills Have Eyes, apparently. Dave and I watched this the other night and good lord was the remake a huge improvement. I don't know if it was ever any good, but it certainly isn't upon a first viewing in the year 2006. Fuck a Wes Craven.

Beyond that, Adjunct of the Dead Night is the next goal in sight, and the next scheduled cheat day. I envision lots of bad food and alcohol. My my, it will be glorious.

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FEAR ME, BLARG

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Crashing

I haven't had sugar in almost four days, and I hate everyone. That is all.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Ultimate Fighting Nappyonship

So... wacky news. I'm going to be in a fight on September 22nd. And no, I'm not going to go to a bar and just pick one. I'm going into a ring instead.

A friend of mine who used to promote wrestling in Columbus and then moved away to Chicago for a while, is back in town with the idea to promote MMA shows. He asked me if I wanted to do it on the undercard of his first show.

And I said yes.

Now, I've told five people up till this point. The first three responses were all negative, and I was doubting it, but thankfully, Davekwon and Ad-Rock (just trying it out, Adam) think it's an awesome idea. There's been talk of promotional t-shirts!

Now, before any of y'all get scairt for my safety and such, my opponent is some dork (apologies if he's reading this) right out of high school with no fighting or athletic background to speak of. I actually broached this subject with Cody earlier on (he was one of the non-supporters).

Andy: He just started watching The Ultimate Fighter this year and I guess he's Joe MMA all of a sudden.

Cody: HIS NAME IS JOE MMA? Dude, he sounds awesome. Just call it off already.

I love Cody.

My promoter friend has pledged to work with me on boxing, and Adam is going to help me with takedown defense and improving my sprawl, and I've just go to be disciplined and get into the best shape of my life.

As I told Adam, I'm actually looking more forward to the training than the fight itself. I haven't had a reason to be in shape in years, and now I have a real goal and such.

This is not going to become a full time gig for me or anything. It's just something I want to try, so I'm going to.

Expect updates on how training and such is going over the next nine weeks or so, right up until the fight itself. I'm pretty excited. I think it's going to be a blast.

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Hopefully me in two months. On the top, not the bottom. God willing.