pottery and you

It was brought to my attention that Funky D loves something. And it rhymes with cock. Ohio St. was walking down the street one day and someone said fags are people too, and OSU said yes, except OSU fags like us, we are big stupid illiterate dummies, not like Sid, but like Craig Krenzel. One time Booker T was good at wrestling, it was when he was G.I. Bro. Ya Heard. Jonathan outlawed Eddie Guerrero and that is why he is dead. Thank you Jonathan, you have proven your genius once again. Jammin' James scored 631 points in the lopsided 632-0 victory over Ohio St. last Thursday. He had 315 dunks and one free throw. It was a long day in '68. In 1991 Nappy smuggled drugs over the US/Mexico border by having Escobar the dog swallow 919 ounces of cocaine. Escobar died 9 years later due to cocaine poisoning. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Nappy was sent to do 30 years of community service in the form of being the assistant to Farnsworth Bentley. He carries Farnsworth's umbrella, and calls him massa. These kids are out of control. What the hell is the matter with you people. Lions and Tigers and Squares yea God.

Y'all Musta Forgot!

And then I whooped AllFranz's ass. And then I whooped the poobis palace's ass, and then I whooped Mittens For Davekwon's ass, and then I whooped Blogged Out Since Cub Scouts' ass. Y'all musta forgot!!!!!!!

Holla holla holla, look who's back, bitches. Recharged, refreshed, and ready to talk about all manner of stupid shit in the '06. Me and my boy Codeman gonna kick it out for ya proper. Nap Daddy is the sickest cat they is, and Codeman is wacktose intolerant, ya heard? Y'all musta forgot!!!!!!!!!

I'm back to school like Rod Dangerfield, and assuming a new identity; well read, sophisticated Glen, always ready with a smile or joke, but with deep blue eyes hinting at an ocean of sadness behind them. He just needs somebody to love, folks. And yes, people are calling me "Glen." If any of them end up in the inner circle, they can be re-educated.

Cody~! (God bless Bryan Alvarez and the tilde bang) is rollin' down the streets of Norman, OK with his Sprees spinnin', hoppin' from one exam to the next like he's Yokozuna dunkin' a basketball. Yeah! Good luck gettin' some nostalgic ass tonight, top dog!

I feel good. I feel in the swing of things. Maybe I'll write about my burgeoning (HA!) love life later. Peace, hos!

The Edification Blues

Writing papers two and a half hours before they're due... that's how I get DOWN!

#Got no preparation, UH!

No organization skills...

Got a master's degree in bullshitting, YEAH!

And I got some caffeine pills...

I got the blues... uh huh. Those lowdown, yellow bus scholastic bluuuuuuuuuues.
CHA!#


Me, if I were Junior Wells