Former WCW personality hospitalized after heart attack

Dave@wrestlingobserver.com

"WATE TV in Pittsburgh reported tonight that Mark Madden, 45, suffered a heart attack and is in stable condition. No other details are available at the moment."


"More... fudgsicles!"

The best looking big man on TV no longer. Get well soon, Marky Mark. Andrew is weeping profusely somewhere.

Girls I Do Adore

I had a minor revelation this weekend as I reflected on the first three weeks of classes. I remembered what it was that I missed the most about being in school; WIMINZ. Seriously, there are so many hot girls on campus, and being in class with many of them gives me perfectly lovely excuses to make smalltalk. It had been over a year since I last met a woman. Think about that. I've gotten four phone numbers this week alone. I will do my best to just crush a lot, though. Now that's what a I call a "Big" pun~!

All systems go for Ring of Honor Saturday. Anybody have an SUV or van that they wouldn't mind lending out for the day? Oh, in a sad bit of news, Samoa Joe is suffering from a staph infection because of dirty, bloody indy rings. Maybe there's something to what Andrew is always complaining about in regards to the TNA mats. Anyhow, Joe's going to be missing the entire Ohio swing this weekend, so that sucks. Luckily, RoH called in Low-Ki to pinch hit, so good save on their part. Lance Storm is unretiring to wrestle Bryan Danielson on 4/1 in Chicago? Who can say "sixteen hour round trip?!"

Who am I, Anne Frank?

So... I've already fucked up school in a minor way. It took me three weeks this time for things to start falling apart though, so there's some progress. It's actually not too bad. I'm supposed to be keeping a journal and writing one page entires five days a week about things that happen in class, responses to readings, etc. To say I have not done this fifteen times would be kind. The journals were collected today, and I tallied up THREE whole entires. That's right, kids. I'll do better next time. The good part is, each journal collection is a whopping 2% of my grade, so as long as I get it in gear, I'll be okay.

I have to cut a page and a half of my personal narrative by Monday. I hate editing.

Cody will cry wine cooler tinged tears into his baby blue kerchief if I don't give him some sort of mention. He and I are keeping tracks of RAW and Smackdown records this year because we're nerds. Shelton Benjamin is 3-1! Goooooo Mama Benjamin~!

Cody went on a magical mystery tour DATE PARTY~! with the rest of his frat (and some girls, in theory), and they ended up in NASHVILLE. That's right. Why? Who the fuck knows. These people have entirely too much time on their hands. You can't move out of that house soon enough for my tastes, Code Man.

(Pause for an "Uncle Frank" joke)

Moving right along to pressing matters... I need a signature drink. Something called the NapDaddy. I'll be thinking about this one. Praying on it.

Wilson Pickett had a heart attack and died. As soon as I heard that news, I put on a CD and listened to "In the Midnight Hour" about ten times. Very, very sad.

Did anyone read about the Applebee's in Manhattan serving a Long Island Iced Tea to a 5 year old? That's so rad.

Alright, I've gotta run. It's been real.

Andy Napier: Notably Not Dead

'Sup peeps? Just wanted to fly in and give everyone a little update on me: I'm busy. Quite busy. School has been a blessing these past few weeks. I feel completely reinvigorated and am happier than I can remember being in the past few years.

I'm also up to my neck in work, but it's a small sacrifice to have my life on some sort of track.

Lee, I haven't forgotten about you. It's just been crazy. I'll give you a ring this weekend to try and set something up.

Franz, RoH is on the 28th. I tried to send you an E-mail reply but the message just hung around in my outbox forever for whatever reason.

Keith, enjoy the Figure Four Newsletter and tell me what you thought of it.

Kehn, come over sometime soon and see me.

ALL PEOPLES: I want to do a movie night in the next couple weeks for sure, a double header of some sorts. I know one of the movies, but it is a MYSTERY SURPRISE~! So start getting your excuses in order.

Baby, I'm back!

Happy Birthday To Me

Kind of a weird birthday. Woke up, went to class, got home, went to get a haircut, watched the OSU game with my dad, went to Ravari to hang out with Andrew for a little while. And now I'm home. Didn't feel like a birthday, really. Maybe I'm too old to enjoy them now.

Gonna be gone for the funeral this weekend, so I'll probably update Sunday or Monday night.