Wednesday, August 09, 2006

That Fucking Pussy

My sure to be rocksome mixed martial arts career may not be getting started on September 22nd after all. Due to "non-specific injries", JOE MMA has pulled out of the fight.

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Joe MMA, in his natural setting.

A replacement opponent is being searched for, hopefully another geek and not someone with forty fights under his belt. Or as Andrew fearfully suggested, Randy Couture.

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"Your skull makes my knuckles a little sore, Andy."

I'm at the point where I've lost about fifteen pounds, am starting to notice definition I haven't seen in years, and just generally want to fight a man, so if this ends up not happening in September, I'm going to make it take place somehow. I'll pick a fight with a bum. I don't give a fuck! Basically, I've come too far to walk away and never have a fight. So that's what I'm going to do.

Fuck Joe MMA. I knew he was a bitch.

2 comments:

Funky D said...

Hille-arious. Those picture/caption combos are some of your best work yet. Thanks for guiding me through the mid-morning doldrums.

Anonymous said...

A bit anti-climactic, but that was to be expected since I already knew the punchlines. I'm still laughing about Randy's caption, though.