If I had a thing to give you, I would tell you one more time that the world is always turning toward the morning.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
This needs to be addressed
The Great Khali plans to open his own wrestling school in India. I can't even fathom what important lessons he would be imparting to his students. He's pretty good at being large, but as far too many basketball commentators have been telling me for twenty-five years, you can't teach height.
Would you trust this man to show you how to do a fireman's carry?
2 comments:
Well, I'm sure Promos 101 will be a big part of the class. Iron Claw holds. And of course, how to survive being abandoned at the Red Robin.
Uh, would I have a choice in whether to trust him to teach me a Fireman's Carry?
...on the other hand "how to survive being abandoned at Red Robin" is easy: eat all the all-you-can-eat fries.
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