Ankle Snap!

I sprained my ankle on my way home from the barber shop this morning/early afternoon. I passed out walking up Patterson, and I came to almost immediately as I often do. However, I fell in an awkward position, thus spraining my ankle. I had imminent plans to visit a fly lady. THIS INCIDENT IS GAY WITH KIDS. Do you have any idea how not tough it sounds to explain to someone that you fell down and hurt your ankle? I should have made something up, like I was saving a kitten from a tree or fending off eight snarling pit bulls from attacking an old lady. Oh well.