So, according to the venerable Dave Meltzer's Wrestling Observer web site, Ric fucking Flair is having a luncheon with Da Prez today. That makes me really happy for a reason I can't quite put my finger on. It seems to me that the only plausible explanation for such a thing happening is "The Man" wanting to size up the competition up close before throwing his hat into the ring (no pun intended) as an independent. Oh my God, now I want to mock up a Flair State of the Union Address.
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Thank- Hey! Shut your mouth, Cheney! The President is talkin'. Oh yeah, fat boy. I've signed more constitutional amendments than you've had pieces of ass. WOOOOO!"
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