I Eat it RAW like sushi redux

Couldn't think of another RAW pun, and Lee actually seemed like he wanted some thoughts up, so I didn't feel like thinking of one.

Foley was awesome on the mic. Ain't nothing wrong with loving your flannel. Although, I've never had a flannel shirt see how much money it could get out of me getting hit in the head, though.

Matt Hardy hit an actual bulldog on RAW. Kehn didn't even notice. He had a headlock on it and everything. The cameras quick cut so you don't actually see the impact, but made sure we got a nice, long look at Jericho's shitty hair grabbing version. Thanks a lot, WWE.

Flair does ring intros and doesn't call Benjamin "boy"? What the fuck?

I wouldn't let Ric Flair blade on me, but it makes for a nice visual. The brotha was cut DEEP! Evolution is like a poor man's version of the Prophecy. Flair is a poor man's Chris Daniels, Orton is a poor man's BJ Whitmer, Triple H is a poor man's Dan Maff, and Batista... well, Batista is the Vivid video stand in, I guess.

They gave Nick Dinsmore a mentally handicapped gimmick. Last time they had someone doing a handicapped gimmick they main evented a pay per view against Vince McMahon, and then ended up working for IWA Mid South. Oh well. Dinsmore versus AJ Styles will be awesome in a few months. It's really stupid to give a retard gimmick to a mat wrestler, though. There are a dozen interchangable roided out guys in Ohio Valley who can't work a lick. Hell, give the gimmick to Rob Van Dam. His punches would actually make sense if he had Downs.

The video package from Monterrey was really nice, but how in the Hell did the RAW roster cross the border twice with out being stopped? Don't tell me that Batista's sweat doesn't constitute a controlled substance.

Shawny's comedy mic work stinks. Jesus threw the money lenders out of the temples, he didn't do Kevin Pollack schtick. It was hard not to groan all the way through that segment.